A Random and Mildly Disturbing Character Survey

[BabeWithThePower]

Found this on Fiction Alley (a Harry Potter fansite) and thought it would be fun on here ^__^ WARNING: Answers may be freaky as all get out and more than a little slashy/yaoi-y. You have been warned

DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS YET. First, 12 characters you like, and they don’t necessarily have to be from Labyrinth (which is why they’re not in a Labyrinth thread), in no particular order. Then, replace all the numbers in the questions with your characters' names and answer the questions!

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The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

12) Does anyone you know read Three het?

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?

14) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

19) Is Twelve/Five hot?

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with One and Four, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.)

I’ll do this myself once someone else answers— I think this is enough for one post XD Warning: depending on who you choose, this may be mentally scarring XD

[Goblin Queen]

1. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
2. Lestat (The Vampire Lestat)
3. Jareth (Labyrinth)
4. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
5. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
6. Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
7. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
8. Christine (Phantom of the Opera)
9. Cinderella (Cinderella)
10. Sarah (Labyrinth)
11. Johanna (Sweeney Todd)
12. Kurt/Nightcrawler (X-Men)







The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Severus Snape/JohannaNo, but I have to admit that would be one interesting fic!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? SpikeYES! OMG YES! HES FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kurt/ChristineAw, they would have beautiful children I think.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?CinderellaNope...cant say I have or else it will ruin the magic.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?Lestat/FrolloLMFAO!!! XD XD Heck no! Frollo wouldnt allow 'Satan' near him lmao!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?Severus Snape/Cinderella & Severus Snape/SarahOooh interesting... I would have to say Severus Snape and Sarah.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?Lestat/KurtAHHH NO LOL! XD MY EYES! MY EYES! XD XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Jareth/SarahWhoa nice coincidence! Jareth comes for Sarah...Sarah refuses...Jareth steals her away...she hates him..loves him...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?Erik/ChristineAgain whoa! YES! <33333333

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.Esmeralda/KurtLearning to Fly

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?Spike/ErikOMG.....Wow I can honestly say that I would have no clue...little disturbing for me to even think about it! Thanks Cali lmao!

12) Does anyone you know read Three het?JarethIm going to go on a loop and say YES

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?JohannaYes, but not enough....

14) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?Lestat/Spike/Severus SnapeCALI; she can make anything work lol! xD

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?Sarah"JARETH!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?ChristineBittersweet_Within Temptation

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?Erik/Frollo/KurtM X 1000000000000

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?Sarah/Lestat"Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

19) Is Twelve/Five hot?Kurt/Severus SnapeSadly no...tis scary!

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with One and Four, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.)Erik/SpikeI would choose....Esmeralda XD

[BabeWithThePower]

All right, mine are all guys, so you have been warned XD

1. Jareth
2. Frank N. Furter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
3. Orin Scrivello, DDS (Little Shop of Horrors)
4. Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)
5. Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
6. Edward Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde: The Musical)
7. Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
8. Reno (Final Fantasy VII)
9. Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
10. Kenny McKormick (South Park)
11. Colonel William Tavington (The Patriot)
12. Prince Edward (Enchanted, not Twilight!!!!)

The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Hyde/Tavington fanfic before?
Alas, no… but then again, I’m sadly inactive in the Patriot fandom so I’m not entirely sure what weirdery is floating around XD

2) Do you think Lucius is hot? How hot?
OMFG. YES. Everyone knows Daddy Lucious Locks is a pimp (he’s got the cane!), and I am so totally his ho. Anyway. Moving on.

3) What would happen if Edward got Reno pregnant?
The weirdest and greatest Mpreg fic ever XDDD Reno would probably try and kick Edward’s skinny rear into next week, and the result would be a cycle of epic fail, because neither Edward or Reno has much win about them XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Sweeney?
Several, actually—I particularly love Sweenette (Sweeney/Mrs. Lovett) fics ^__^

5) Would Frank and Hyde make a good couple?
Probably, yeah- Hyde’s enough of a sadist to show Frankie things even HE’S never seen before… wow, that’s a scary thought, actually.

6) Axel/Sweeney or Axel/Kenny?
Axel/Sweeney, if only because Kenny would probably get impaled on Axel’s hair somehow XD

7) What would happen if Frollo walked in on Frank and Edward having sex?
A very long rant on how that sort of thing is the devil and how both of them are going to hell… even if it probably has to do with Frank’s skill at seduction-rape and Edward just happened to be an all-too-innocent bystander in the wrong place at the wrong time.

8) Make up a summary of a Orin/Kenny Fanfic.
Kenny goes to the dentist. Orin gets a little rough with his drill and takes off Kenny’s entire head. OMG, he killed Kenny!

9) Is there any such thing as a Jareth/Reno fluff?
Probably not, but I think it would work well, and now that the idea’s in my head, that may change…

10) Suggest a title for a Frollo/Edward Hurt/Comfort fic.
I dunno, something like Victory From Defeat? I mean, they both got flat out rejected by their respective heroines… Giselle went with Robert, and even if he gets Nancy and it wasn’t half as bad as Esmeralda spitting in Frollo’s face and being generally creeped out by him, that’s still got to hurt!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Lucius to de-flower Jareth?
Somehow, I think it would be the other way around… and I don’t really want to think about it either way. MOVING SWIFTLY ON.

12) Does anyone you know read Orin het?
I do!!! Orin/Audrey is cute when it’s done right <3

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Tavington?
Alas, besides myself, no… but I’ve seen it done online, and that’s good enough for me

14) Would anyone you know write Frank/Lucius/Axel?
Knowing my friends, probably. With Frank in the mix, anything’s possible XD

15) What might Kenny scream at a moment of great passion?
“MMMPHHHMMMHMMHMMMMPH!” … what, you really think he’d take his hood off for something like that?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Reno, what song would you choose?
Dammit, I got landed with the only guy on the list I haven’t already written a songfic to! >.< Probably Code Monkey by Jonathon Coulton— he may get sent out to do assassinations and stuff from time to time, but he does work at a big company, which means he’d get stuck doing cubicle crap for Shinra every so often. Can’t see him being too happy with that plan.

17) If you wrote a Jareth/Hyde/Edward fic, what would the warning be?
Probably something to do with violence. I mean, we’ve got Hyde here, things are gonna get gnarly. Then again, we do have two guys in really tight tights… does that qualify for a warning?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Kenny to use on Frank?
“Mmmph?”

19) Is Edward/Axel hot?
YES.

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with Jareth and Lucius, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.)
Probably Frank. He’s the only one who’s into that sort of thing… as well as just about anything else you can throw at him. XD Then again, maybe Tavington, just because one Jason Isaacs is never enough…. Nah. In questions like this, the answer is always Frankie XD

[Bezzo]

1. Jareth
2. Captain Jack Harkness
3. Brendan Block (from a TV adaptation of "Secret Smile" by Nicci French)
4. The 10th Doctor
5. Angelus
6. Darla
7. Captain Jack Sparrow
8. Lestat
9. Dorian Gray
10. Westley (The Princess Bride)
11. Dalton (Road House)
12. DCI Gene Hunt







The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Umm...no but I'm sure Dalton would be Darla's type!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I'd jump on him in a heartbeat!!!!! ;D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Somehow I don't think that would be possible!!!!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Only the original story

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yeah, seeing as how Jack can't be killed by Darla!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 5/9 as they're both quite depraved!!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Run off to find some VERY strong rum!!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I don't know but I think I've spotted a couple of crossover fics.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. ?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Eww, I wouldn't want a plot at all!!!

12) Does anyone you know read Three het? I don't know anyone that reads him other than het.

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven? Nope

14) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Only if it was just 2/4

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? AS YOU WISH!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? When you're evil by Voltaire

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? no idea

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? He wouldn't need one with Jack!!! lol

19) Is Twelve/Five hot? Ew, no

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with One and Four, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.) Darla, as I only see Jareth as het and only prefer the 10th Doc with Jack.

Helen

[jarethsmuse]

my turn
1. Jareth
2. TJ Newton(from the man who fell to earth)
3. Barbas the demon of fear (charmed)
4. Buffy
5. Drusilla
6. Sarah Connor (terminator)
7. Erik
8. Spike
9. Eva Ernst (the witches)
10. Jack Sikora (the gunslinger's revenge)
11. Dr.Frank n Furter
12. Angelous







The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? erm no. and she'd probably shoot his nuts off if he tried anything anyway.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hot in the sense of being awesome, as far as butt kicking blondes go, yes. she is.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? i think theres some fanfic out there with that plot...spike would probably make his life hell though...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? yup. they rocked

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? u know..they kinda might. she could protect the poor lil guy.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 5 10. psychotic love

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? a threesome?

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. ....sorry. can't. just cant.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? uh..not that i know of...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Cradled in an Angel's arms

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? i would switch one and four

12) Does anyone you know read Three het? alas, no. he hath no ficcies. BUT HE NEEDS SOME!

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven? yup

14) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? omg..poor tommy

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? hey, i'm trying to stay under an R rating here....so not gonna say

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? haunted by evenesence

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? M...for violence...cuz Sarah would shoot them all

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? er..he wouldn't..i doubt he goes for alien sex

19) Is Twelve/Five hot?OMG yes 5/anyone is hot

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with One and Four, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.) 9. pre demasking..

[.:porcelaindoll:.]

(I had to close my eyes and point to names because I couldn’t decide where to put them! XD)
1. Esmeralda (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
2. Hades (Hercules)
3. Tulio (El Dorado)
4. Frollo (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
5. Phoebus (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
6. Meg Giry (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
7. Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)
8. Johanna (Sweeney Todd)
9. Jareth (Into the Labyrinth)
10. Christine (Phantom of the Opera)
11. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
12.Nightcrawler (X-men)







The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Meg Giry/Erik fanfic before? Lol! Aw no, but it might be cute ^^ <3 Meg is curious about the phantom so it could work! <3


2) Do you think Frollo is hot? How hot? ...*sigh* I swear Cali made this happen (yes I blame you XP).. Fine....I think he's..cute..you know.. with the way he thinks and such I think it's kinda cute how he's so tormented with himself..>.> There. XP

3) What would happen if Kurt got Johanna pregnant? Oh wow! Lol! Um…He’d probably be really worried because he’s cute/insecure like that lmao XD <33 Like maybe he’d be scared that the baby would have his appearance and would have to go through the same thing he had or.. I dunno.. I’ve read somewhere that Kurt had a daughter in the comics named Nocturne so I think it’ll work out ^^ probably come out half demon or something XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Jareth? Yah. I've been stalking Cali's. Duh. I’m still getting over the squealing after reading about their marriage <3333333

5) Would Hades and Meg Giry make a good couple? Sure, like I said before, an evil/tough guy and a good innocent girl are always a cute mix in my opinion <33

6) Phoebus/Jareth or Phoebus/Christine? LOL to save my sanity and from being kicked out of this Jareth crazed forum by Cali in the front lead, I'll go with Phoebus/Christine XD They’re not exactly the perfect type since Phoebus doesn’t go for innocent girls that don’t have a lot of sarcasm/etc., but whatever it’s the best pick from these two XD <3

7) What would happen if Sweeney Todd walked in on Hades and Nightcrawler having sex? AHHH no! My eyes! These two are like my top favorite characters!!! >.o Erm… Sweeney Todd would probably twitch his lip like he likes to do sometimes when he's weirded out (Lol yeah I notice those things XP) and just walk out of the room as I would do and just cry. LOL XD

8) Make up a summary of a Tulio/Christine Fanfic. Um.. Tulio would probably con the whole opera scene and act like he’s the phantom of the opera for some riches or something and introduces Christine to some excitement or mystery, acting like he’s the great opera ghost…they share some romance I guess…then Christine uncovers his act and… er…yeah I lost it. He probably gets killed in the end by Erik for trying to act like him. LOL I’m so morbid XD <3

9) Is there any such thing as a Esmeralda/Johanna fluff? Lol! Talk about fluff XD No.. can’t imagine there would be. Well… I guess in a way they both would like freedom.. I have no idea. I’m trying to be open minded here lmao XD

10) Suggest a title for a Sweeney Todd/Nightcrawler Hurt/Comfort fic. The demon barber of fleet street and a demon? XD Probably something to do with Demonic Entities

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Frollo to de-flower Esmeralda? LOL The one that's in nearly every fanfic? XD What woman could resist changing a bad guy's personality? No one.

12) Does anyone you know read Tulio het? I dunno.. lol I’m sure there are some of Tulio/Miguel out there.

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Erik? Yeah I've drawn him before long ago with Christine on that famous poster pose like I'm sure everyone else has XD

14) Would anyone you know write Hades/Frollo/Phoebus? LOLOL omg that would be so...wow.. Satan and the guy who takes Esmeralda's heart away from Frollo...omg I can almost SEE Frollo's face. That's like priceless. LOL XD XD I’m not sure if Cali would, but I know my friend Mel would.

15) What might Christine scream at a moment of great passion? “ERIK!!” I swear she should have never left that awesome bed LOL.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Johanna, what song would you choose? Learn to be lonely- Minnie Driver <333

17) If you wrote a Esmeralda/Meg Giry/Nightcrawler fic, what would the warning be? Wow! Nightcrawler's one lucky mutant! LOL! Erm..Probably rated R since I doubt threesomes would be considered unsuitable for pg-13 XD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Christine to use on Hades? When will the flames at last CONSUME ussss LOL XD It's not a pick up line, but trust me, it'd get him interested. >P

19) Is Nightcrawler/Phoebus hot? >.o not at all..

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with Esmeralda and Frollo, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.) LOL Phoebus. I'd love to see how that works out XD XD

[Goblin Queen]

Stephy; that was brilliant! <3

[Elenna]

Found this on Fiction Alley (a Harry Potter fansite) and thought it would be fun on here ^__^ WARNING: Answers may be freaky as all get out and more than a little slashy/yaoi-y. You have been warned

DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS YET. First, 12 characters you like, and they don’t necessarily have to be from Labyrinth (which is why they’re not in a Labyrinth thread), in no particular order. Then, replace all the numbers in the questions with your characters' names and answer the questions!

1. Jareth
2. Sesshomaru
3. Erik
4. Invader Zim
5. House
6. Dib
7. Legolas
8. Snape
9. Naraku
10. L
11. Jack Sparrow
12. Elenna (my OC)







The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Um...kinda.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That would be awkward...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah...he was in a relationship with Kagome.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten it would be funny!!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He would probably join in!!!! I would hope anyway.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Easy: Before facing Kira, L was once asked to investigate the rumors of the incident of the Opera Ghost. What happens when the Phantom makes his appearance once more?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? YES!!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Lost Within

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? LOL! Um...probably something that involved Zim abducting Jareth for experiments.

12) Does anyone you know read Three het? Yes

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven? Yes

14) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? I don't know.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Light's name?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? These Small Hours

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Lemons and OOCness!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hi Hi

19) Is Twelve/Five hot? No

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with One and Four, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.) Probably Six to stay with the Invader Zim series.

[LadyStardust]

1. Jareth
2. Sarah
3. Tyler Durden
4. Mrs. Lovett
5. Jack Sparrow
6. Harry Potter
7. Sweeney Todd
8. Marla Singer
9. Hermione Granger
10. The Mad Hatter
11. Iracebeth of Crimms (aka The Red Queen)
12. Alice Kingsley







The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, and tbh, I doubt that anyone will ever write one!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
She is definitely sexy Damn her low-cut dresses haha

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
......OK, so that wouldn't really work out.....

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
One or two, but I don't tend to read much Harry Potter...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Thinking about it, they actually might do

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine, Johnny Depp on Johnny Depp is just too much sexiness for anyone to handle

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Erm.... he'd probably be a bit surprised, to say the least...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Tarrant Hightopp has always been oh-so-slightly mad as a hatter. But what happens when he reaches the point of being unable to sleep? (Crappy summary, I know, haha!)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
In my dreams, maybe

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
OK, like that is EVER going to happen.... erm.... *racks brain* From Underland to London??

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well, Mrs. Lovett's a lucky one, isn't she? haha Quite a simple plot *see previous comment about her low-cut dresses* as no-one could surely resist that XD

12) Does anyone you know read Three het?
Yes, I'm pretty sure one of my friends does

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?
Again, yes, another one of my friends XD

14) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Probably not, although I have a friend who wrote a Four/Five/Seven

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Unintelligable Scottish

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Marla Singer Doesn't Take Standardized Tests by Analog Rebellion Best song title in the world haha XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Only for seriously perverted people XD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Pretty much anything about him being from Underland should do the trick!

19) Is Twelve/Five hot?
I suppose it could potentially be so.....

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with One and Four, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.)
Sweeney Todd If that was written it would pretty much complete my life! *has urge to go off and write it*

[ladyquinn]

1. Sarah (Goes without saying)
2. Hoggle (Ditto on the above)
3. Dizzy Flores (Starship Troopers)
4. Sorsha (Willow)
5. Drizzt Do'Urden (Dark Elf Series by R.A. Salvatore)
6. Raistlin Majere (DragonLance)
7. Arnold as The Terminator
8. Beaker (Muppets)
9. Project Alice (Resident Evil Film series)
10. Lord Elrond (Lord of the Rings)
11. Miss Piggy (Muppets)
12. Jareth (Yeah, him)


The Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. But that would be HILARIOUS! Raistlin and MISS PIGGY?! XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ah ... again, no.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA! Jareth and BEAKER?! If THAT happened, God help us all! An offspring of Beaker? With magical powers? ***BOOM*** RUN FOR COVER!!! XD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
No, but I tend not to read fics, well ... not until recently anyway.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
*starts to go into hysterics* - I don't think so. Raistin would take one look at poor Hoggle and turn him into a pile of dust.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine, Drizzt Do'Urden and Project Alice ... Ohhhh, now THERE'S a pairing I'd like to see! Five/Ten, Drizzt would beat the living daylights out of Lord Elrond if he made a pass at him (which I seriously doubt would happen in the first place).

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Two and Twelve - that would be Hoggle and Jareth *CRYING AT THIS POINT FROM LAUGHING TO DAMNED HARD* ... Ahhhh'll BEEE BACH (to watch). XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Dizzy Flores finds her way into Imladris, sneaks up behind Lord Elrond - K.O.'s him and has some "fun" while he's unconscious.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yeah, in the sense that Sarah would probably think that Beaker is so cute, fluffy and bug-eyed that she's bound to stick him upon her shelf right along with Sir Lance-a-lot.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
The Terminator and Jareth?? Oh dear God ... I'm not even going there!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
NO idea as both characters are straight. It just wouldn't happen.

12) Does anyone you know read Three het?
No.

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?
No.

14) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Probably not, it would be too boring.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Don't know ... but I'd sure love to find out

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Beakers on Fire (again) XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Not sure ... (Sarah, Raistlin, Jareth?) that's a really weird pairing!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
(pretend Elven lango) Lord Elrond: "Sle jasduo bla bla bla..?"
Hoggle: "Speak English man ... what the frig are you talking about!" XD

19) Is Twelve/Five hot?
BOTH are ... (Drizzt, Jareth) but not in the slash/fanfic sense.

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with One and Four, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.)
Sarah, Sorsha and Beaker ... that should be hilarious.

[dominicboo1]

1.Jareth(Labyrinth)
2.Edward Cullen(Twilight, Don't judge me)
3. Jacob Black (Come on guys..I'm lonely I need my fictional crushes cut me a break!)
4.Andy (Toy Story 3 only I'm no pedo...)
5.Luke Castellan(Percy Jackson)
6.Danny Zuko (Grease)
7.Fozzie(Out of crushes..Muppet time!)
8.The Great Gonzo
9. Hoggle(need some Labryinth)
10.Kermit the Frog
11.Miss Piggy
12.Shang (Mulan, found another crush!)
Question 1
1.Danny and Miss Piggy..no
2.Cutest cartoon guy I can think of besides 12....
3.Gonzo pregnant by a Disney character?! AHHH!
4.Not that I can think of...
5.Ehh..neither is gay, but I'd ship it possibly....
6. 5/9...I don't want my precious son of Hermes brutally murdered by Piggy....
7.Fozzie:Hi Edward! Hi Shang! Watcha doing? Ooh I was naked for my playing the Emperor. What? You want to be alone. Ok..sorry
8.Jacob saves Miss Piggy from James, and Kermit hugs him out of grattitude. Jacob kisses him, and Piggy falls in love with Leah.
9.I've written a story with both and Jareth as the villain, but no..never as a couple. My friend on M.C. would kill me.
10. Want to Hear A Joke Captain?
11.No.I don't want Piggy with anyone but Kermit.
12.Oh yes....plenty of it.
13.Yes my friend Jaz on Muppet Central
14.No...Luke and Jacob would fight too much for dominance...
15Introducing a guest star!
16.Beautiful
17.Warning;This slash will hurt your childhood cruses
18.Kermit: Hi-ho! I turned into a vampire once...we have soo much in common Edward!
19.I'm gay and love yaoi, so maybe?
20.Jareth, Andy, and Luke Castellan...

[angelicamoon]

1. Astrid Hofferson (How to Train Your Dragon)
2. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
3. Lydia Deets (Beetlejuice)
4. Jareth (Labyrinth)
5. Loki Laufyson (Thor)
6. Peter Hale (Teen Wolf)
7. Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians)
8. Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)
9. Phoebe Hallowell (Charmed)
10. Stiles Stillinski (Teen Wolf)
11. Ruffnut (How to Train Your Dragon)
12. Alois Trancy (Black Butler)

1) Have you ever read a Peter Hale/Ruffnut fanfic before? No, but it would interesting for someone to write.

2) Do you think Jareth is hot? How hot? YES! He is inferno hot.

3) What would happen if Alois got Derek pregnant? Yeah, I DO NOT see that happening.

4) Do you recall any fics about Phoebe? None that I have read but I’m sure that there are some.

5) Would Draco and Peter make a good couple? Nope.

6) Loki/Phoebe or Loki/Stiles? I’d have to say Loki/Phoebe. Loki would like her power.

7) What would happen if Pitch walked in on Draco and Alois having sex? He would leave immediately.

8) Make up a summary of a Lydia Deets/Stiles Fanfic. Stiles finds out about Beetlejuice and confronts Lydia. They start hanging out and begin an interesting romance.

9) Is there any such thing as an Astrid/Derek fluff? No but it would be interesting.

10) Suggest a title for a Pitch/Alois Hurt/Comfort fic. In the Dark of the Night

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Jareth to de-flower Astrid? Someone wishes Astrid away to the goblins and Jareth and Astrid have some “fun” in his throne room.

12) Does anyone you know read Lydia het? Nope

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Ruffnut? I don’t know anyone, but I know that there are stuff out there.

14) Would anyone you know write Draco/Jareth/Loki? Nope

15) What might Stiles scream at a moment of great passion? “MALIA”

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Derek, what song would you choose? I have no idea.

17) If you wrote a Astrid/Peter/Alois fic, what would the warning be? M because of Alois

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Stiles to use on Draco? He wouldn’t even bother

19) Is Alois/Loki hot? Nope

20) You're going to write a threesome fic with Astrid and Jareth, which character would you choose as the third person? (Must be a character from your list.) Ruffnut