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Post by dominicboo1 on Jan 20, 2014 20:20:00 GMT
Hi guys! I thought this would be fun. Jareth is willing to help all he can answering really awkward questions in your mortal lives. Please if you ask what we all want to ask..nothing you wouldn't ask in front of your grandmother, a little boy, or the President , or King. OK!
I'll start! The person below me can play as Jareth and answer me, and then writer his or her own letter to Jareth, and so on and so forth.
Dear Jareth,
How is it you're single when you're handsome,fun-loving,great with kids,and very loving?
Love,
Dominic
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Post by TempestFae on Jan 21, 2014 23:47:36 GMT
My Dear Dominic,
My continued bachelorhood is in no way due to any defect in my royal person. I do, however, have a kingdom to run. Any spouse of mine would have to be of a quality matching my own, and fit to rule. Reprehensible and frankly insane little buggers they are, the goblins are my subjects, and my duty to them requires I limit the scope of my romantic inclinations only to those who are possible Goblin Queens or Kings by virtue of themselves. Beings of that my caliber are sadly lacking in any of the worlds I have access to.
No matter what the gossip among the junk ladies may be, it is most decidedly NOT because of the chickens in my throne room.
Regally yours,
Jareth, King of the Goblins
Dear Jareth,
What's with the tight pants? I mean really, they're practically obscene, especially considering that most of your subjects are waist height on you, or shorter. Not that I mind...
The Nameless Baroness
Realms Unknown
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Post by dominicboo1 on Jan 22, 2014 14:34:25 GMT
Dear Nameless Baroness,
You my dear among others are the reason. I find it quite amusing to find mortals fawning over me. Particularly those who have no chance. Now don't put yourself in that category dear girl. I find you fascinating....but as I said to Dominic. Nobody has my caliber around here.
Love to you,
Jareth the Goblin King
Dear Jareth,
Why do you have to be so good-looking?! I mean clearly you know all about your many fans as you know us by name! Do you find it amusing that I find you so cute and you are the main reason I know I like boys and have a huge unrequite crush?! Oh my gosh...I'm so sorry...I love you....please don't hate me. It's just how is it you're so darn seductive?
Love again (as you've given me no choice),
Dominic...
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Post by TempestFae on Jan 23, 2014 23:04:40 GMT
My Dear Dominic,
My, but you are a flatterer, aren't you? Well, of course I'm a fine specimen of royalty. I come from the fae, but more importantly, I'm me. Why would I be anything other than devilishly, seductively, fascinatingly handsome? There is no how. There just is.
And of course your little...enchantment with my person amuses me. They all do. Doesn't it please you when you are adored? And, unlike my goblins, you don't drool on my boots.
Yet.
Permanently perfection,
Jareth, King of the Goblins
Dear Jareth,
Now that you're chatting with us, I have oh so many questions. Hmmmm, let's start with... how many realms ARE within your labyrinth? We've seen so many, the Bog, the Fierys' woods, and of course the different maze sections. What other regions might a runner encounter? And did you create them, or inherit/usurp the Labyrinth?
Incidentally, being noble in my own right, I don't fawn over anyone. No matter how impressive their...tights. I'm more a connoisseur of smiles, myself. Don't worry, yours stacks up sufficiently.
Curiosity's Cat,
The Nameless Baroness
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Post by dominicboo1 on Jan 24, 2014 13:27:29 GMT
Dearest Namless Baroness,
You will probobably remember Sarah's room has many of the characters she met..and as of that it was what she wanted it to be. Obviously I keep my perfect body for anyone. Who could resist me after all? Everything else will be up to you in the Labyrinth to get you to be enchanted as possible.
Mysterious yet enchanting,
Jareth the Goblin King
Dear Jareth,
May I please come to the Labyrinth. You know "Down in the underground you'll find someone true. Down in the Underground a land serene a crystal moon"? That sounds fantastic and I would love everything that song offers...any room for one more person to turn into a goblin?
Hoping you say yes,
Dominic
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Post by labyrinthrunner on Feb 3, 2014 22:11:01 GMT
Dear Dominic,
My Labyrinth is always open for beautiful ladies and gents, if you have anything of value to exchange. You see, I do not merely take on just anyone, and turn them into goblins. As you might have guessed, I am all in for little brothers. My dear, if you offer me your youngest brother, I will look into finding a room worthy of you (but I might have to kick out a few chickens before).
Looking forward to your answer.
Bedazzlingly,
Your Goblin King
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Dearest Goblin King,
as you might expect, I have read too many fanfictions about you. This has truly affected my sleep, and I need your help. Could you give me an antidote; perhaps yourself maybe? Or some royal sparkles. Mayhaps a dance in your enchanting ballroom would settle me down. I am beginning to get desperate, I need sleep!
Kindly and with love,
a hopeful Labyrinth runner
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Post by dominicboo1 on Feb 5, 2014 21:19:47 GMT
Dear Hopeful Labyrinth Runner,
Of course. A dance in my ballroom will work. It might make Sarah jealous, but you're rather lovely yourself darling.
Love to you,
Jareht the Goblin King
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Dear Jareth,
Sorry I have no little brother, but I know a couple of bratty kids on my block that won't be missed at all. However they are close enough to me that I hope they should count. Again hoping for you answer.
Love as always,
Dominic
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